Liquid Death needs a PR moment highlighting their anti-plastic stance by launching the satirical "Immortal Love" campaign. With single-use plastics taking up to 1000 years to degrade, we'll create darkly humorous products celebrating plastic's "immortal" nature - Valentine's Day gifts like plastic roses and teddy bears, plus wedding dresses and veils made entirely from plastic waste. To debut the campaign, we'll host a mass marriage ceremony in Venice, Italy, timed with Jeff Bezos' wedding day to highlight the irony of celebrating love while one of the world's largest contributors to plastic waste celebrates his own union.